Oh God this is too good. ABC news reports that Joe McCain apparently called 911 because he was sitting in traffic and it pissed him off. Here’s a transcript from the first call (oh yes, he tied up the 911 system twice for asinine bullshit!)
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It’s not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: “Fuck you.” (caller hangs up)
Are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
You fat retard.
So then, apparently, a 911 operator calls back to leave him a message about how abusing the 911 system is a crime, blah blah, and Joe McCain CALLS BACK to complain about that. Wow, you entitled fat fuck. I really wouldn’t be surprised if he had his own personal cell phone tower, too and a $150,000 wardrobe.
Actually, we just intercepted this voicemail Joe left for John:
Joe: Hey.. hey Johnny. (Sound of chips being shoved into mouth hole) You know, I fucking hate sitting in traffic so fucking much. When you’re president, can you build me one of them robo monster trucks… so I can just drive over people in traffic? It’s such a waste sitting there waiting like everyone else… and besides, I mean, it’s not like Burger King is open all day, am I right?? (Sound of soda slurping). Heh heh heh. Yeah, get on that, please. (Long pause) Fuck you. (hangs up)
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